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Dispatches · No. 02 · The Low Gross

The two-man tournament

Jack Church has never lost the Low Gross. Tim Forton has never played for it. Across two hundred thousand simulations of the week, the other five men in the field win it exactly nought times.

Last September in Portugal, Jack Church won the gross by forty-nine shots. It is the kind of margin that stops being a competition and becomes a weather report. He shot 443 over five counting rounds. The next man home was 492, and the next man home was also 492, and one of those two is not coming back.

So the reasonable assumption is that the Low Gross is settled before anybody boards a plane. The reasonable assumption is wrong, and it is wrong because of a man who has never hit a shot in this tournament.

The field, honestly

Project every man's five rounds forward — take his Lisbon gross, adjust one for one for what his index has done since — and the shape of it is brutal.

419  ·  425
Projected five-round totals · Church and Forton

Six shots. One bad hole a round, across a week.

Then the gap. Liam Wilkinson, four shots better than a year ago and the most improved player in the field, projects at 472. Forty-seven behind. Stretton is 488. Mitchell 512. Beswick 521. Cartwright 544.

The model was run two hundred thousand times. Church wins it 70% of the time. Forton wins it 30% of the time. Nobody else wins it once — not rounded to zero, zero. In two hundred thousand simulated weeks of golf, Wilkinson never posts the lowest gross total, and he is the third best golfer here by a distance that would be embarrassing in any other field.

A second number makes the point better. The probability of breaking 80 in any single round this week: Church 57.5%, Forton 32.8%. Everybody else is under one and a half per cent. Nobody but those two will break 80 all week, and one of them probably will on the Wednesday.

What Forton actually is

Tim Forton is 7.9 with a low index of five. He is president of the men's club at Redstone, where four of the six sessions are played and where he has hit more balls than anybody in this tournament except the man he is chasing. He hits a two-hundred-yard shot close every single time. And by Church's own account, he wins more of their matches than he loses.

None of which appears anywhere in the record, because there is no record. Every other price on the book rests on five rounds of hard evidence. Forton's rests on an index and an assumption, which makes him simultaneously the second favourite and the least reliable number on the board.

The model has him at 425 off a spread of three and a half shots. If that is generous he is a 2/1 shot who never gets close. If it is harsh — if a man playing daily off 7.9 is in fact a five when it counts — the six-shot gap is nothing and this runs to the Monday.

Where Church's advantage isn't

Home course would normally be the story. It is not, because they share one. Both men live in Rossland, both play Redstone constantly, and Forton knows Castlegar and Balfour at least as well. There is no local knowledge edge in either direction, which is unusual, and slightly awkward for a host who was rather counting on it.

What Church has instead is consistency. His gross spread in Lisbon was 3.78 shots across five rounds on five different courses — the tightest in the field, and the reason he won by fifty. He does not have bad days. He has slightly worse days, and they are still eight shots better than anybody else's good one.

The counter is that he has never had to protect a lead. In two editions nobody has been within twenty shots of him at any stage. Forty-nine clear is not a competitive situation. Six is.

What settles it

Wednesday. Men's night is eighteen holes of live evidence played on eight hours of jet lag, and it is the first and only look anybody gets at Forton in a scoring situation before it starts counting. If he shoots 78 off the whites in front of both captains, every price on the book moves that night and the Low Gross becomes the story of the week.

If he shoots 88, Church wins a third in a row and nobody mentions it again.

The Low Gross has been Jack Church's tournament for two years, largely because nobody else turned up to it. This year somebody has.