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Dispatches · No. 04 · The Net

The worst golfer here is the hardest man to beat

Gus Beswick has the highest handicap of anyone travelling, the worst raw scoring in the archive, and an unbeaten singles record. The handicap system exists for exactly this.

In Lisbon, Gus Beswick shot 534 over five counting rounds. Seventh of eight. He beat only Harris Allan, who is not invited back. On raw scoring he was, and remains, the worst golfer in this tournament.

He also won it.

Six places

Rank the eight men of Lisbon by handicap index, then rank them by where they actually finished in the net competition. The difference between those two positions is the only figure that matters in a tournament played entirely off handicap.

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Places better than his index · Beswick, Lisbon 2025

Seventh of eight on index. First of eight on net. Nobody else in the archive is within two places of that. James Leigh went the other way by an identical margin — second on index, last on net — which is a different kind of achievement.

Beswick won the net on 374. His mean net score across the week was 74.8, better than two shots clear of the entire field, and he is the most volatile scorer in it. In a competition decided by a five-round total, volatility is an asset rather than a flaw: it only asks that the good days are very good.

And he has never lost a match

Three singles matches in Lisbon. Two wins and a half.

On the Friday at Royal Óbidos he beat Jack Church three and two, playing off 29.4 against Church's 11.5. On the Saturday at West Cliffs he beat Tom Cartwright four and three. On the Wednesday he halved with Harris Allan, the only other man in the field to finish the week unbeaten in singles.

He returned four and a half cup points, more than any player on either team, on the losing side.

The problem for both captains

The model makes Beswick favourite against every man in the field. Church included, at 59–41. There is not a single match-up on the board in which he starts behind.

In the Low Net market he is evens in a field of seven. The next man is 5/1.

And the index is still falling — 29.4 to 26.8 since Portugal, with forty-four stableford points posted in August. A high handicap that is coming down is the most dangerous object in a net tournament, because the number on the card lags the golf being played.

What the numbers do not include

Beswick is a chartered surveyor who has ground his way up a new firm to director and works hours that make the golf improbable. He is, by Church's account, one of the kindest and most thoughtful men in the group.

He is also the man who arrived at the house in Myrtle Beach in 2024, located the master bedroom and its en suite, and took it without consulting anybody. Two years on that remains unaddressed, and it is the only known instance of Gus Beswick moving decisively before anyone else in the field had worked out what was happening.

He is the first pick in this draft and it is not close. The only thing that could see him slide is a captain who keeps looking at the gross column.